Parker Kerbolar Probe completes closest approach to Kerbol, becomes fastest thing Kerbals have ever built
Year 29, Day 413 The Parker Kerbolar Probe has become the first thing Kerbals have ever built to go extremely close to the surface of Kerbol, and, alongside that, it has also become the fastest object ever built. The probe was launched in Year 25 and only recently became the first thing to ever go less than 100,000 kilometers from the surface of the core star of the solar system, Kerbol (otherwise known as the Sun). When the KSA announced that they would try to achieve this challenge, everyone thought it would surely fail. Spoiler alert: it didn't. When it made its nearest approach to Kerbol, the probe recorded the most intense measurements ever taken of any probe ever; magnetometer readings were (quite literally) off the charts, the temperature was incomprehensibly high, and the radiator shield on the front of the probe oversaturated, same with the solar panels. This approach made Kerbal history; and honestly, who knows why the KSA did it? We'll probably never truly know, bu...